Audible is set to release a new comedy podcast, Guz and Kiell Will Not Survive, featuring comedians Guz Khan and Kiell Smith-Bynoe.
The six-part Audible Original series sees Guz and Kiell navigating survival scenarios from the safety of a studio. It places the pair in a range of choose-your-own-adventure challenges, from the frozen wilderness of Lapland to the Australian Outback.
In each episode they face life-or-death decisions involving dangerous wildlife, extreme weather, and increasingly absurd situations, all without leaving their recording booth.
Survival expert Megan Hine, known for her work with Bear Grylls on Bear Grylls: Mission Survive, guides Guz and Kiell through each scenario.
Megan brings her extensive wilderness experience to the show, to help the duo make it through each ordeal, though their comedic approach often leads to chaos.
Scenarios include encounters with vomiting vultures, volcanic eruptions, sperm whale incidents, and unconventional survival tactics such as relying on Custard Cream biscuits.
Guz Khan commented: “Who even got me into this? I hope Kiell, expert Megan and the Lord can keep us safe. Ameen.”
Kiell Smith-Bynoe added: “This Audible podcast proves that surviving isn’t just about having the right skills, it’s about not listening to Guz.
“Every episode somehow got more chaotic than the last, and I’m still not convinced we’d last five minutes in any of these situations. I had an absolute blast making it.”
Guz and Kiell Will Not Survive will be available exclusively on Audible from today, 13 August.





